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Wednesday May 05, 2005:  10:43PM

Hey, guess what I'm listening to?  Why, it's the new Benjamin Bear track, "Blunts of Fame!"  It's not up on the download.com site yet, but it should be soon.  Until then, you can peep the lyrics by going to the lyrics page.  Ben has a tendency to slur his lyrics, so even when it does appear, you may need the lyrics to understand what he's saying. ^_^


Tuesday, April 26, 2005:  10:27PM

Wow, I haven't updated in a while...I must be slacking.  Well kids, Benjamin Bear is #27 this week on the Alternative Rap charts over at download.com, and has garnered an Editor's Pick...Redcat is doing slightly better, hitting the #23 spot on the Industrial-Electronic charts.  No Editor's Pick for Redcat, though.  Oh well, that's fine.

In other news, Indicashadow is readying his Non-Eventful Horizons CD, and should have some tracks from that availiable soon.  Once that is completed, he will be shopping around for a bigger label for the national release.  Don't want to drop any names yet...too soon to tell.  Be on the lookout for some preview tracks from the new album sometime in May, it's shaping up to be light years better than Naptime.

When I'm not doing musical things, I've been checking out the Game Boy Advance.  You might ask why, but there's a plethora of gadgets you can get for this little system that makes it real fun...how about playing old NES games?  A movie player?  A flash cartridge?  You can check out the darkside of the GBA by visiting the good people at the Success Company in Hong Kong.  Just click on the Game Boy link, and check out the merchandise.  They also have similar items for the PSP and DS, though both are too new to have the really cool stuff yet.  You can also check out the gba.net website for even more gadgets and periphirals for the little system that could.  Personally, I'm just glad that 2D gaming hasn't completely died out.  I was one of those pissed off gamers back when the original Playstation came out and converted gaming to 3D.  You have to admit, those early 3D games sucked...a lot.

So you still want some music suggesstions, eh?  I only have one right now, and that one is ambient/New Age artist Anugama.  Very cool stuff, check something of his out.  His best-selling CD is Shamanic Dream, but I personally prefer the Lightness of Being.  I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you bought both CDs, though....If he does, let me know, and I'll correct it.


Thursday April 7, 2005:  10:43PM

Well, I was going to feature some of the better female singers out there at the moment, but them I stumbled upon the history of Norwegian black metal band Mayhem.  No other rock band (or rap artist) could possibly outdo these guys in terms of outlandish antics:

Formed in 1983 by guitarist Euronymous, bassist Necrobutcher, and drummer Manheim, Mayhem churned out heavy, Satanic metal until the 1990s, joined by Dead and Hellhammer in 1988.  That's when things get weird.

In 1991, Dead commits suicide by slashing his wrists and blowing his head off with a shotgun, wearing an "I (heart) Transylvania" T-shirt and holding a suicide note that says "Excuse all the blood."  He is found by Euronymous, who takes his picture and pieces of his skull and brain.  Euronymous fashions his skull fragments into a necklace, and makes a stew out of his brain.

In 1993, the band is joined by bassist Count Grishnackh, who burns churches in his spare time.  Some of his handywork can be seen on the cover of Burzum's Aske EP.  The Count also takes it upon himself to stab fellow band member Euronymous to death, reportedly over a dispute over whether to pay tribute to Satan or pagan Norwegian deities.

Of course, one could argue that Emperor's drummer Faust, who stabbed a man 14 times because the man questioned his sexuality, or Dissection's singer Jon Nödveidt, who executed an Algerian man by gunshot for being gay, might hold a little more weight in the black metal scene.  But then again, new Mayhem member Blasphemer injured an audience member when the head of a sheep he was decapitating flew into the crowd and fractured the spectator's skull...

otepSo, the girls will have to wait until the next entry.  I suppose I can bridge the two ideas by mentioning Otep.  She's a woman.  A very, very scary one, but she has all the vital parts that make up a female human.  She's kind of cute, too.  Just look at her, isn't she adorable?

Otep Shamaya certainly isn't the first female heavy metal singer...You've probably heard of Kittie, but there's also Arch Enemy, Nightwish, Cycle Sluts from Hell, Doro Pesch, Drain STH, the Missing, Fear of GodLacuna CoilRasputina, Nuclear Death, Mahavatar, Demonic Christ, Jack Off Jill, Diamanda Galas, Genitorturers, and the Great Kat, as well as many more chicks who could probably kick your ass.  So if you don't know, now you know.  Some of those bands are no more, simply from breakups, or in the case of Fear of God, death.

At least now you can sound all cool to your friends when they talk about female faces in heavy metal.

More later....Heavy metal wasn't what I had in mind when I spawned the post.







Saturday April 2, 2005:  16:104

By now, you've probably heard that Terri Schaivo has passed.  I personally think that it shouldn't have gone on that long, and it certainly shouldn't have been on TV, but that's ok.  Now America can move on.  While you were all watching that, you might have missed the following other people who died:

Pope John Paul II, ummmm..the Pope:  April 2, 2005
Frank Perdue, chicken executioner, illness:  March 31, 2005
Mitch Hedberg, stand-up comedian, heart failure:  March 30, 2005
Johnnie Cochran, defense attorney, brain tumor:  March 30, 2005
Barney Martin, played Jerry's dad on "Seinfeld:"  March 21, 2005
John Zachary DeLorean, auto executive, complications of stroke:  March 19, 2005
Deborah Hill, screenwriter (Halloween) and producer:  March 7, 2005
Sandra Dee, actres :  February 20, 2005
Hunter S. Thompson, journalist, self-inflicted gunshot wound:  February 20, 2005
John Raitt, singer:  February 20, 2005
Arthur Miller, playwright (Death of a Salesman):  February 10, 2005
Keith Knudson, drummer for the Doobie Brothers, pneumonia:  February 8, 2005
John Vernon, played Dean Wormer in "Animal House:"  February 1, 2005
Ruth Warrick, actress ("All My Children"):  January 15, 2005
Spencer Dryden, drummer for Jefferson Airplane, cancer:   January 11, 2005
Will Eisner, comic book artist:  January 3, 2005
Kelly Freas, illustrator (Alfred E. Newman):  January 2, 2005
Shirley Chisolm, first black Congresswoman:  January 1, 2005
Jerry Orbach, actor:  December 28, 2004
Yasser Arafat, leader of Palestine:  November 11, 2004
Johnny Ramone, musician, :  September 15, 2004
Julia Childs, chef, :  August 13, 2004
Rick James, musician, :  August 6, 2004

See, you missed some of those, didn't you?  You also didn't hear about the thousands of non-famous people who died between now and then, did you?  My grandfather was one of those people.  I'm sorry,


Speaking of Pope John Paul II, I was reading the ABC News article, and one of the things I found humorous about it was the account of the Chamberlain:

"The Vatican chamberlain formally verified the death and destroyed the symbols of the pope's authority: his fisherman's ring and dies used to make lead seals for apostolic letters.

The Vatican did not say if the chamberlain followed the ancient practice of verification by calling the pope's name three times and tapping his forehead three times with a silver hammer."

I'm sorry,  if I were dead,  I would hope someone would do something a little more scientific than yelling my name three times and hitting me in the face with a hammer.  I mean, what if you were just really drunk?  Then you'd be screwed.  You will be glad to know however, that the College of Cardinals have locked themselves away in the Sistine Chapel for the next 20 days to elect the next pope.  Yay.  Or, if you're a Catholic, Yay!


I normally don't pay any attention to the news...this story is why.  I swear, I would beat the shit out of that boy...

If you're still wondering, Mrs. Schaivo's remains were cremated.  Her parents wanted to bury her in Florida.  It reminds me of a riddle:

Q:  Where is Kurt Cobain buried?
A:  He was cremated.

Friday April 1, 2005:  6:66AM

Ok, it's April Fool's Day, so I'm sure you're all expecting some sort of hilarious practical joke.  Well, I don't like April Fool's Day, so you're all out of luck.  Try 1215 or rotten.com if you really want something in the spirit of the season.

Instead, I bring you new and overlooked music from the depths of the recording industry....

First up is Scissor Sisters, which melds disco with progressive rock to create a truly original sound...think Elton John jamming with the Grateful Dead, and you'd be about there.  You may or may not have heard their Grammy-nominated version of Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb," but their best work in my opinion is the bouncy "Take Your Mama."  Check 'em out...you'll probably hear a lot more about them soon.

Next, it's off to New York, home of British expatriate Chris Hicken, better known as Cantinero.  He's one of those hard-to-define-or-even-explain artists, so your best bet would be to putt on over to his website and check it out for yourself.

You've probably heard of this next band, but if you haven't, it's time to take a step backward and revisit the 80's supergroup the Traveling Wilburys.  Sadly, two of the members (George Harrison and Roy Orbison) are deceased, so don't expect a reunion anytime soon.  Consisting of Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Roy Orbison, and Jeff Lynne, the Traveling Wilburys cranked out such hits as "End of the Line" and "Inside Out."  The band broke up in 1991, leaving behind two albums worth of great music.  I suppose I can't say they "broke up," as it was a side project for them...  [Editor's note:  the link provided is not the official site for the Traveling Wilburys, as they disbanded before the internet.]

If you were alive in the 1970s, or maybe if your parents were, you might have heard of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.  What you may not realize is that they are still making music.  Oh yes.  In fact, they released a CD just last September.  It's not quite the same band that released the top ten single "Mr. Bojangles" back in 1970, the current Dirt Band is just a tad more bluegrass than they used to be.  If you dug them then (dug, get it?), you'll still dig the Dirt today.

Now, to Chicago for my favorite DJ, DJ Terry Mullan.  This guy has been spinning since way back, it was on one of his mixtapes that I first heard Daft Punk...two years before I knew who they were.  I remember when "Da Funk" finally made it onto the radio, and me saying, "Hey!  It's Terry Mullan!"  Terry always gets the dance floor burning, and his mix CDs are top notch...check out "Speakerphreaker," "Mixed Not Stirred Vol. 2," or  "New School Fusion Vol. 2" for the proof.  His website is still under construction, seems he's working on something big....

Shall we go?  Nah, let's stay in Chi-town and check out another local DJ, Felix da Housecat.  Another prime example of Chicago house music, he had a little hit with Princess Superstar with his remix of "Coochie Coo."  He also likes to swap remixes with Sasha...he's what we like to call "elite."  Check check it...  And I just gave you three artists in one paragraph.  That's a value! ^_^

Fans of the Gorillaz will recognize Dan the Automator and Del the Funky Homosapien, even if you don't directly know who they are.  If you enjoyed them, you'll probably crap your pants over Deltron 3030, which features both of them along with Kid Koala as the last three humans alive in the year 3030.  The album is also available as Tron 3030:  The Instrumentals, which is basically the same, except Del's not in it...

Lastly and finally, we smooth things down with Madeline Peyroux, yet another female singer/songwriter  from Paris who has been reaching worldwide fame with her bluesy style of folk, not unlike Norah Jones.  Miss Peyroux used to be a street performer, standing around in the streets of France fiddling with her guitar and cranking out the tunes.  Now, she'll be standing around the stage at Bonnaroo, along with other high-profile festivals and concerts.  I guess she won't be needing your nickles and dimes anytime soon, but check her out anyway.

With that, I leave you with a question:  What happened to t.A.T.u. and Quarashi?  Weren't they supposed to be the next big thing?  They just kind of disappeared.  I suppose Russian non-lesbians and Icelandic rappers aren't what they're cracked up to be...

Oh well, that's all.  Go be a dick to your friends.


Thursday March 31, 2005:  6:42AM


I know I was going to bring you the worst in internet country music on Tuesday, but I changed my mind.  Honestly, I couldn't find any, as I don't listen to country, so I'm really not a good judge of bad music in the genre.  Instead, I'll relay to you an anecdote, a story if you will.

When I was young, I think it was 1991, my mother took me to see a family of folk singers, the Grace Family Singers.  They pulled off a good performance, but what really made me like the group was daughter Ellie, whom I got an autograph from.  Hey, I was a little kid at the time, an autograph from any performer was cool.  They also taught me how to play the spoons.

I don't know what made me remember them, but I decided to see if they were still around.  Turns out they are, although touring separately.  Ellie and her sister Leela are all grown up now, and their self-titled debut is amazing.  No seriously, it is.  I'm not one to just toss that word around lightly.  The production work is tight, the harmonies are perfect, and the songwriting and performance are the best I've heard in a while. 

Of course, you won't like it if you don't like folk music.  If you do, you will positively love this CD.  And just like in 1991, my favorite is still Ellie, her song "Song Unsung" is by far my favorite on the album. 

In other hippie-type music news, it turns out that there's another jam festival a little closer to me than BonnarooSummer Camp.  Located in Chillicothe, IL at the Three Sisters Park, it provides yet another three days of peace and love, albeit with lesser known acts.  This year's headliners are moe., Keller Williams, and Umphrey's McGee.  Tickets run from $85 to $115, so it's cheaper than Bonnaroo for you frugal hippies (or for those of you who just have to see moe. this year).  I may have to check it out next year, my summer festival slot is filled for this year.

If you like folk music, and you live in or near Grundy County, Illinois, you can always check out the annual Gebhard Woods Dulcimer Festival.  It's usually in July, but for some reason they moved it to the same weekend as Bonnaroo (June 11-12), so I can't go this year.  I don't know any of the performers, but it's always been a good show, and for you people who like to be high when you attend these things, there's plenty of forest to get temporarily lost in.  As the name implies, the main focus is the dulcimer, an ancient midevil instrument.  There's two different kinds of dulcimers, hammered and Appalachian.  The Appalachian, or lap dulcimer is not nearly as old as the hammered dulcimer, has a lot less strings, and doesn't require the use of hammers to play it. 

OK, enough about dulcimers.  The next order of business is to promote the 10,000 Lakes Festival, held July 22-24 in Detroit Lakes, MN.  I mention this only because I used to live near there, and they usually have a good lineup.

Anyway, for those of you who still care, Widespread Panic and Trey Anastasio are headlining, but no other artists have been announced, so I really can't say if it'll be any good.  It may just be Panic and Trey and then three days of bagpipe solos.  Last year played host to bands like String Cheese Incident, Galactic, Keller Williams, and The Roots, so the lineup should be decent this year as well.

Now, you may be asking, "Where's the hip-hop?  Where's the metal?"  Well, if you run out tomorrow, you can check out A3C, three days of independent hip-hop held at the Loft in Atlanta.  Or if you're really fuckin' cool, you can hit Cancun on Memorial Day weekend to check out the Cancun Hip-Hop Festival.  No artists have been announced for this, but it's in Cancun, so it's not like it matters.

If you're looking for metal, you may want to stay clear of Lollapalloza this year.  Why, you ask?  Well, the promoters are trying to place it in Chicago's Grant Park, so they're booking a softer sound.  Rumor has it, however, that one of the people in line is none other than Icelandic darling Björk...along with Weezer, Kanye West, and Radiohead.   That's all speculation, though.  Don't quote me on that.

Instead, check out the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival, April 22-24 in Worchester, MA.  Bands slated to play include Hatebreed, Obituary, Bury Your Dead, Danzig, Chimaira, and...King Diamond.  Yes, that King Diamond.  All the really good metal fests are in Europe, though...

For you country music fans, you can go to hell!  No, I'm kidding.  You can go to the CMA Music Festival, June 9-12 (again, same weekend as Bonnaroo...) in Nashville.  Go and get your neck red with artists like LeAnn Rimes, the Bellamy Brothers, Tracy Byrd, Joe Diffie, Travis Tritt, and Gretchen Wilson.  Oh yeah, and the Oak Ridge Boys.  All the traffic from that better stay the hell out of my way.

Oh yeah, jazz and blues...How about the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival (Wilco, Black Crowes, James Taylor, The Roots, G. Love and Special Sauce, B.B. King, Jack Johnson, Widespread Panic, Dave Matthews Band, Trey Anastasio, Isaac Hayes, and...Nelly), April 22-May 1?  It's probably the only chance you'll get to see Widespread Panic and Nelly in the same venue.

As for blues, there's always the King Biscuit Blues Festival in Helena, Arkansas, October 6-8.  It's free, so get on down.

Finally, no festival list would be complete without mentioning Burning Man, the annual music and art festival held  August 29 - September 5 in Black Rock City, Nevada.  A cacophony of electronic and psychedelic music and cutting edge visuals will delight anyone who goes for that sort of thing.  The cost for all this orchestrated mayhem?  A whopping $250 per ticket.  It's worth it if you can take the sticker shock, but you can get a PSP for that price, so the choice is up to you.

Well, kids, that's the rundown.  Go ahead and pick your poison.  If you manage to go to all of these festivals, tell me about it, and then tell me why you spent over five thousand dollars on music festivals.  I just want to know.

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