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When you tire of this little charade, you can go and visit some of these other "quality" sites. See how quotes work better in print? Now stop using those stupid air quotes, and stick to emphasising your sarcasm with careful inflection. Oh, just click something.

Newest Links:
twelvefifteen.com (now with 80% more wolf porn)
Masturbate for Peace
Emergenza Music Festival
Bonnaroo Music Festival
Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

Older Links:
My original website! It oozes with suckiness!
Thundercats Outtakes
Lounge Against the Machine official website
HIGHly useful information about various drugs
Shock Hyper-Caffinated Coffee
the 1980s
Really disgusting pictures
The only news worth reading
Sizzling political commentary
News for pimply faced geeks
Designer drugs
Emulators and emulator-related things
More news for pimply faced geeks
What boobs look like when scanned
A site that tells you how bad bad movies are
...and basically the same thing with a different suffix
Neil Gaiman's (the Sandman, Neverwhere) freakin' homepage
News from the "What the fuck?" category
Hot sauce. What every man needs. A $99 bottle of hot sauce. 7,000,000 Scoville Units.
Hot Lesbian Action!
...and for no reason whatsoever....
Yeah. This page rocks.
....and here's the rest of that site in context.
Wikipedia! The internet version of Clarissa! (Remember, jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them)
I always picture angry old white men when I find things like this
...and the only person more annoying than those guys...
Why hippies shouldn't use the internet
Bedroom "gear"
Proof that black extremists are less extreme than white extremists
Part two of that proof.
And exhibit three.
Oh, one more.
This is Al-Qaeda's website. Or it was, rather.
(Side note: the website was taken over by a man who runs porn sites. Ironic, huh? However, all websites belonging to Al-Qaeda now have happy little American eagles on them. Score.)
But, here's al-Jazeera's website. They aren't terrorists.
here's the other one. I'm not sure why they need two.
(By the way, al-Jazeera was purchased by Fox News. Yes. Fox News. Rupert Murdoch apparently said that their formats were identical.)
However, Hamas is still online. After all, they only attacked Israel.
This site is also listed as Hamas' website.
Just for fun, here's some more people who hate America.
Once you finish looking at all those sites, you might get a visit from these people. Tell them you're confused.
Or, just go here.

Well, that's it for now. Now stop fucking on the coffee table and go to sleep!